Jagger's New Boy.

So at 73, Mick Jagger's welcomed a newborn son after a night of Satisfaction.
I wonder whether:
- If they make the kid a new crib, Mick'll tell them to Paint It Black.
- When he's over the sleepless nights, Mick'll call him a Beast of Burden.
- After that, he'll have Sympathy for the (little) Devil.
- For his first birthday, he'll get some toy Wild Horses or a Brown Sugar cake.
- If the kid complains about his music, Mick'll say "I know, it's only rock and roll, but I like it."
- If Mick asks "Have you seen your mother, baby?" The kid'll groan, "Yes, Dad, she's standing in the shadow."
- After he buys him his first trampoline, Mick'll call him Jumpin' Jack Flash.
- He'll be raised to be a Street Fighting Man.
- When he asks Mick what he wants for Father's Day, Mick'll just say "Gimme Shelter."
- When he skins his knee, Mick'll just go "Let It Bleed."
- If the kid complains about that, Mick'll tell him he can't always get what he wants.